USEFUL TIPS ON SETTING YOUR BEDROOM ON FIRE -CHAPTER ONE

Love, sex, plays.. 

"Repeat what you said doctor..." Lisa said drawing her ear closer towards the doctor.

She sat up on the hospital bed with the duvet covering half of her body.

"You heard me right Mrs. Lisa, I am sorry, but you had a miscarriage. " The  doctor said already. He was pissed off. 

"Yey!!!! " Lisa screamed like a crazy girl throwing her hands in the air.

"Thank you God. " She said looking up.

Her husband,  Josh looked at happy Lisa with a suspecting look.

The doctor removed his lens. "Is your wife alright? "He asked Josh. 

He shrugged 

"She was once crazy before we got married. " Josh replied 

Lisa frowned 

"Hubby, are you now disappointed that the God of the hopeful pregnant women heard my prayers? "Lisa asked 

She didn't want a baby at all .She's just 22 years old and got pregnant after the first sex with Josh. Everything was happening too fast and being a mother at this age was the last thing she would ever do. She even wanted an abortion but Josh here made that impossible.This two youngly wedded were like cat and dog. Always on each others necks 

"Josh, you need to send me some money, so I can buy turkey to celebrate this great victory over your evil sperm." Lisa continued to speak happily.

The doctor left giving them some privacy 

"What did you do?"Josh asked taking Lisa by surprise. 

"What do you mean?" She asked.

"What did you do to our baby? Did you abort it then bribe the doctor to lie that it was a miscarriage?"Josh asked.

Lisa shook her head. "Stop putting false accusations on me..." Lisa snared.

"Swear Lisa, that you're innocent."

"I swear." Lisa stated, nodding her head.

"Okay, but dear wifey... Don't be so sure you're baby-free, another one is coming and you won't be so lucky to remove it. I am gonna isolate you from the world till you give birth..." Josh said.

"But..." Lisa stuttered.

"You know I have the money for all this... "Josh said approaching Lisa slowly.

Lisa stepped back nearly tripping. "Stay on your side, you monster " Lisa said.

"Look who's scared now." Josh teased.

"You should ask yourself if I'll let you make me pregnant again...You won't even try it Josh." Lisa said.

"So, its a bet?"Josh confidiently asked.

Lisa smirked 

"Yes, and whoever wins... Gets to be the losers slave for a week. " Lisa said.

"But Lisa, if I win, how can pregnant you be doing my chores.. In your condition." Josh stated.

"You won't win stupid..." Lisa said.

"Deal then.. Get ready to get laid wifey." Josh said seductively. 

"In your dreams sweetheart." Lisa said smirking.

"Come on, let's get out off here... Can you walk?"Josh asked sweetly touching Lisa's thighs.

"Oh, so you're already doing it here? Move over asshole, I can walk ! "Lisa said getting up. She grabbed her red jacket which was on the chair and hung it across her shoulders. 

"Shall we?" Josh asked putting his arm round her waist.

"Stay away from me man..." Lisa warned.

With all the arguments that followed, they left the hospital and they rode home noisily as the morning's crow.

LISA'S POV

I stayed in my room as happiness flowed through my veins. Thank God the baby is gone... Rest In Peace. It was just seven weeks old...Meaning that the shock and prayer that followed when I got the  news was not in vain. I hate the fact that am just too fertile. It was just a night, just a short while, just a round.

After making dinner, I left for Josh's room to get him for supper. I knocked slowly. "Josh..." I said not audible.I opened his door and walked in.Yea... He got me... 

He was only in his red towel around his waist, with water dripping down from his body. He saw me and winked. He slowly approached me. I was still busy drooling. "Yes babe, do you need me?.." His voice came out sounding so pleasing and romantically enticing.

I blinked my eyes severally.

"Say something... Do something..." He pulled me close to his wet body. "When last were we this close babe?" He asked.

My lips still couldn't move. He leaned close and I felt him biting the tip of my ear. He drove me crazy by advancing to my neck. I moaned badly.

"Remember Lisa, no access." 

"Josh... Dinner is ready!" I managed to say.

He stopped kissing me 

"You're my dinner for tonight Lisa." He said.

My eyes ball became broad.

He lifted me to the bed and dropped me gently. He was about to touch my boobs when the door bell rang... 

Perfect timing, hew ! 

Josh let go off me and I scurried out of the room to go see who was at the door. 

I opened the door to see Barbie, my cousin who was just a year younger standing before me... With her luggage? 

"Barb, what are you doing -here... Like right now?" I asked 

She giggled. "Not even a hi, or a hug?"She asked frowning. 

I was really suprised cause we didn't get along well. "Forgive me, I was just suprised "I said and we hugged. 

She came in."You're just in time for dinner." I said.

"Aren't I?" She asked.

As we headed for the living room, Barbie got the shock of her life, Josh ! 

What is Josh doing?