LOST WIFE IN THE CAR YOU LOVE
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping and hasn't come back.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or robust?
Husband: Not slim, may be robust.
Inspector: Colour of her eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to
season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure if it was a dress or suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Colour of car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine 333 horse power, teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and...and... (starts sobbing)
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car...
Abi what do you think he was really looking for..?
His wife or his car..?
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