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LOST WIFE IN THE CAR YOU LOVE

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping and hasn't come back.

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: Slim or robust?

Husband: Not slim, may be robust.

Inspector: Colour of her eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to
season.

Inspector: What was she wearing? 

Husband: Not sure if it was a dress or suit.

Inspector: Was she driving?

Husband: Yes.

Inspector: Colour of car?

 Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine 333 horse power, teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and...and... (starts sobbing)

Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car...

Abi what do you think he was really looking for..?
His wife or his car..?

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