FUNNY BUT THOUGHFUL BY JUDAISKY.

BREAKING NEWS​!!!

10 WhatsApp groups burnt today in ABUJA by unknown gunmen.

Please let's pray for our group(s)

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 HAPPY WEEKEND!

!I thought u wanted to be a doctor wen u grow up?👩‍🔬 Why you come dey find old fb account nu🤷

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Be mindful of who you are!  Are you apart the way you have been set apart?

What is the use of running if you are not on the right road?

Be sure of your facts before you,  go around accusing people ! because "the one who fetches the water is the one who is likely to break the pot"

Please join me to celebrate.

I sent 10k to a Lady just for Hook-up, she blocked me immediately, 10 minutes later the money bounce back to my Account.

Is my God not a living God?💃💃😀😀

Why bathing by the evening, and again in the morning before work?🤔

Did I go somewhere during sleep?🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂

Boyfriend were dey beat u.......u save him number with my peace, instead of (God of War) aunty u mumu.

Let the boyfriend of the celebrant come out, naso 7 of dem come out, las las na dancing competition dem do😩 my guy carry 3rd 🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️

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No b everybody wey enter toilet for bar/joint go piss o. Some go count money wey remain for their pocket.

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 My landlord no gree answer my greetings since yesterday, just because i hold ladder for NEPA people to cut our light.

It's not d stab in d back dat kills u!

It's when u turn around !and see who's holding d Knife🔪*💯

I told Amaka to make fruit salad for me, she told me gas has finished. Amaka abeg drop my key 🗝️ for window.*

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With all d happenings in Nigeria and d world at large. If u haven't given ur life to Christ.. Omo u get mind o.😱😳😳😱

Walai, u get mind.🤔

 Sooo🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

👉🏽 Why killing yourself over someone who thinks he/she is doing you a big favor by being in a relationship with you. 

At the end of Buhari's 8 years term. Everyman alive deserves a "CERTIFICATE OF SURVIVAL"

E no easy🤣

Na only okada Man fit carry him girlfriend pass him wife for road without wahala😁😁

A man wrote a suicide note and his friend saw it, instead of his friend to stop him, the werey is correcting his grammatical error

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 My neighbors goat is missing, instead of  him to come and ask !me ,he just travelled straight to their viage

Is that how to do things?☹️☹️☹️

A man or lady can be quite good at giving, they can be GENEROUS, and at the same time, DANGEROUS.

💁🏽‍♂️ He's a motivational speaker...   

He's a Youth Pastor... ! 

She's a Nurse..  

Be Wise.

TITLE and MANTLE are two different things.

 I've come to discover that some people have what we call "innocent face" or what we call "church face"

They look harmless, and God fearing. You can never suspect them of anything.

verYou'y look too cool, delicate and fine to be capable of harming a fly But I've come to discover that the popular mantra "looks flyer be deceiving" is not a joke.

🤦🏽‍♂️ Don't conclude just by looks..

[5/27, 16:04] JUDE: Hear this........

👉🏽 He looks Peaceful may not be Peaceful .....

👉🏽 Angels will be falling everytime she is singing. You forgot that Lucifer was once a choir master before*. 😳😳

Dating someone who has feelings for his/her Ex is very risky cos they can fix a friendly match at anytime.

Guys, be vigilant with your babes. 

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If you call you paytners / spouces baby, remember to wish them happy children's day....... Today is children day.

Mancester United went to Poland with 3 coaches ( Ole, Ferguson and Rooney ) and still lost to one man.

Unai Emery.

JUDAISKY.