FUNNY BUT THOUGHTFUL BY JUDAISKY.

Advice needed urgently pls:

I was in a bus today, and a woman was sitting beside me with a baby on are laps,

Suddenly,d baby begun to cry and d woman brought out breast to feed her, then the woman fell asleep in few minutes! ☹️

During that period, d breast fell off the baby mouth and he was struggling to locate the breast back and I was beside her mother, then I thought of helping d baby to put d breast back to his mouth without disturbing d sleeping mother. 🌝

As I hold the mother breast to put it back into the baby mouth, the woman just wakeup 😲🙄 

_What did u think I should tell d woman that am doing with her breast?_ Cos d baby can't talk 🤷🏻‍♂️

Urgent answer biko.

There are two types of people who are failures in life...

Those who do not listen to anybody and those who listen to everybody….🤷🙆

Tough times are like physical exercise, You may not like it while you are doing it but tomorrow you'll be stronger because of it.👍👍👍

Barriers are those things We see When We take our eyes off the goal we are pursuing.

Stay focussed! 🚴🚴

The word *politics* is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

Therefore, *politics means many blood sucking parasites* 🙄🙄

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.🤣🤣🤣

One who smokes has a smoky heart;

 One who drinks has an alcoholic heart. 

So dear You must STOP eating sweets as You are already a SWEETHEART  😂😂

Those who are most slow in making Promises are the most Faithful in Fulfilling it 🤣🤣🤣

Always remember, money is not everything in life, but make sure you earn sufficiently before thinking such nonsense😂😂😂

The only person on this earth, who can ask women to stop her talks and in reply gives a smile to that person is a PHOTOGRAPHER 😂😂

Men are very Kind and Women are very mean. "PROOF" Most women don't like to help unknown men...But all men are ready to help unknown females 🚶🚶🚶

Misunderstanding between Teeth and Tongue* Let see who really wicked.

Teeth said to Tongue: "If I just press you little hard, you will get cut...

Tongue replied: "If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of you will come out at once"... 😂🤣😂

True love comes only one time with one person...

If it comes for the second time, it is just a medicine to forget the first love 🤣😂

A boy goes to see a dance...His mom angrily asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad.

Call a girl 'Pretty' and she will remember it for five minutes. 

Call a girl *Ugly* and she willill remember it forever..!😂😂

JUDAISKY.