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THINGS YOU CAN DO, TO BE HAPPY- BY JUDAISKY

Salary earners will not post funny things too much this week, dem no wan make we laugh enter their DM

In Africa once you travel to Europe you are already rich don’t come back and tell us stories 😂😂😂

You don't need Benz or Bentley To impress Ibadan girls oooo😂 😂😂 Just hold shoprite Nylon

If no be Eba wey spoil my voice 
Who be Asake for apple music😒😒
😩

You can't knack because u just met him
But u can eat shawarma and chicken same day
Aunty climb bed abeg

People Born in October are part of the problem we have in Nigeria😩😩😩😩 , and they always look like Nigeria😒😒

I will never sleep naked again
Last night I slept naked a rat almost circumcised me 🫣🫣

Catching flowers at wedding doesn't make you the next bride 😔 my friend VIVIAN has caught up to 55 flowers, Now she has a garden 😂

People can talk o
How can you say thefirst day she fried Egg for you, you felt like you were tasting Lot's wife.???
What an In'salt'🤣🤣

One girl inboxed me, ''Hi Michael, i love your jokes, they're so delicious.'' that's inspiring, now am thinking of opening a restaurant.😜😜

Naija English enh...
FATHER: check, is the fuel in the generator plenty or small?
SON: E plenty small...😂😂

One beautiful girl was staring at me yesterday in the bank, and I was blushing until she said '' you look like the KEKE man that ran away with my change''. 
I just faint...😜😂

Dear future wife if you know you will call me by my name or papa john, papa joy, baba grace, or any bush names, abeg just marry another person now o! I mean now! Thanks in advance.😂😜🏃🏃

Those of you who go to church and do makeup do you think Jesus will recognize you😷😷😷😷

Person wey pastor carry go River to baptize, Water don carry am
🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️Na the Police case we dey Since Morning Ooo....My dear Brothers & Sisters
😏😏😏🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️😥😥😥

```Nothing pains like when you think the food is ready and your mother suddenly pour more water 💦😅😂```

Try and Know your Boyfriend's real name. Incase you carry Belle🤷🏻‍♂️🧏🏻‍♂️
Now, Police no fit look for OG WIRE WIRE OR KOBO the BANGER🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️

If you have any problem,  just put it on your status it will disappear in 24 hours
 Just try it and thank me later🖐🖐

Those who knock at your door still use
their mouth to say ko,ko,ko. What's your
problem🤣🤣😃😅😅😀😂😂😅

Bros if you like, skip my post. It is written "many are called, but few are chosen", "Many will read, but few will react" 😄😃

JUDAISKY 

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