25 WAYS TO BE HAPPY- BY JUDAISKY

My brother there’s no relationship that starts in November, It's a scam watch out and protect your wallet.

Guys stop whatever you are doing and use 20 minutes to fear women and continue what you are doing.😂😂

DECEMBER IS APPROACHING, FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO BREAK UP, AM SELLING BREAKUP RELATIONSHIP SMS AT AFFORDABLE PRICES

Your house dey burn, u dey shout Holy Ghost fire. Wat are you trying to achieve?

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E get d way ur babe go fine reach, you sef go knw say d relationship no go last😕😕.  🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾

Lot of lies have been told in the court with bible and Quran, yet lot of truth have been told in the bar with a bottle of beer.

Chairman ein birthday party, MC say make ein girlfriend stand up come dance, 4 girls stood up. We still dey separate the fight🤣😆😂💔

It's always a man responsibility to feed a woman because the last time woman fed a man, we were sent out of the garden of Eden.😅

Pastor bless water give you, you use am drink Postinor 2. Now the baby don multiply to 3pletes. Miracle no dey tire God

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Good afternoon my people

Listen to me and listen well. Focus on money, not on people, because I've never met money I didn't like.

If you experience, you know. 

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Yesterday afternoon at First Bank's ATM, a girl walked up to me and said, "Please sir I'm in front of your back". Out of annoyance I replied, " Come and stay in the centre of my front"

Chaiiiiiii, ATM queue wahala.

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Dear Ladies, no man has the capacity to provide all your needs. He's not El-shadai, else he shall die!

You won't realize the benefits of dating a short woman till you need someone to enter tank and wash it . 🙈🤦‍♂️😊😃

If my life style no make sense to you, abeg no vex 

I never come this life before, na my first time be this

```Life hard, life hard & u get 3🤟🏾 👩🏾👩🏾‍🦱🧕🏾girlfriends.😫

Bro💆🏾‍♂️ how life wan take easy for u na?🤷🏾‍♂️😸```

I don fix date for my wedding 🎊🎊🎉,na wife and money remain now, so any ep from my family will be appreciated 

My 🙁only fear🤭 of going abroad is to be chased 🏃by a dog 🐕that doesn't understand🙆kai kai go back. 😤No be say I no get money to g 

I don't understand how Someone would name their child "Evidence"

What are they trying to prove? That the Condom broke?🤔🤔🤔🤔

Ladies stop trying to hide yo stomach! If a MAN really likes you...he's gonna lift it up and get under it like a Mechanic! 😂

Please borrow me money🤦‍♂️

You'll pick it on the floor on my wedding day😔

When was the last time you received a “I love you “ text message.? Don’t scroll, it’s you I’m talking to😂

Pls enlighten me.

Sister if ur body is the temple of God, then why are you preventing me from entering my father's house?🙄🙄🙄

If u toast her and she accepts sharp sharp quickly run and check her birthday date ooh..

A man🤪who can cook or a man who 😛is good in bed

Ladies choose wisely ✅😂😂

At a wedding, the MC announced that the food will be served in alphabetical order, abeg wetin be that your name again*🤣🤣🤣

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