10 WAYS TO LIVE HAPPILY- BY JUDAISKY

Dear mosquitoes........I know that ur mission is to sūck bl00d........but is the singing necessary 🤷🤷

If You're Cuddling With Your Partner Right Now, May One Of You Fall From That Bed.

😏😏😏😏😏

If a baby born in the morning is Monica, evening is Evelin and a baby born on a floor is Florence 

What do we call a child born in a car?🚗 🤣😂

If the owner of the secret didn't keep it, 

My dear, who are you to struggle with it?? 🤣🤣

Na you rush go promise ur papa 8A's😏..._ _me i only promise dem say "I NO GO JOIN CULT

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I went for police recruitment dem say make we run 200m, i took 1st..police arrest me say i dey run like thief and suspect 😁😂

Imagine arguing with ur husband and his younger sister slap u for raising voice on her BROTHER

What will u do as WIFE😂😂😂

Them change currency note you say e no fine... when e fine how much you get? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Imagine shoe is 10k, polo 15k, trouser 9k This country is planning to see my nakedness 😏😏😂😂😂😂

I was just testing the speed of my neighbor chicken now they are calling me a thief😃😃🤦🏽‍♂️