WAYS TO MAKE YOUR WOMAN HAPPY

Using a public toilet without lock is really annoying, Anytime you hear footsteps you have to either sing, clear your throat or use your leg to wedge the door for them to know that you are inside.

Make IDAN no see food chop since😩

I DAN dey see idanwo😭💔🧎🏾‍♂️

Today I mistakenly wash my #500 naira inside my pocket🙆‍♂️, to cut the story short, who know how to draw Nnamdi Azikiwe.🙄😔

Now we dey rainy season🌧️ nobody Dey post fear women again.*

 _Post am make cold ❄️🧖🏾‍♂️🥶kill you_

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Saop wey baba say e go make me cashout in less than a week, E don reach one month now na only my skin color dey change

I'm saying this for the second time. If your boyfriend isn't spending on you, It means he is saving it to marry you.

Be patient.

I parked my car in front of my office but the wind blow it to a hotel, And now my wife refused to believe me🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😢

My Ex's name is glory and am dating another glory now,😏 does it mean I'm moving from glory to glory? 🤔

Not Posting My Babe, Doesn't Mean am Babeless, Am Babecareful because you guys are Babetakers ... So I can't Baberisk it*

I never knew I was such a handsome boy until 3 ladies were dragging me at the market today saying, fine boy come buy fufu nah

Animals with their sounds

🐄 moooooooooooooh

🐐 meeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

👸 subformenaaaaaaah

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