FANTASTIC FACTS OF BEING HAPPY- BY JUDAISKY

Nowadays u go to the Nightclub & it looks like a PTA Meeting.

🙆‍♀️A lot of Small girls Accompanied by Old Men🤷🏽.

Why?

I lie give u, u dey go find out d truth. Me wey lie for u, I no knw wetin I dey do abi?

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Nowadays guys, Hmmmm. It’s raining and you are telling someone’s daughter to enter your room.

Are you Noah?

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My teacher taught me most of the lies I tell today. Imagine asking me to write a letter to my uncle who is abroad when he knows my uncle is in the village 😂 😂

You asked me, "How is everything?", I said Fine. Now you are asking me how is work?

Ahhhhhh!!! Is work not part of everything?

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Two farmers can farm in the same farm land without knowing each other, should I go deeper or I should mind my business 😅🤣🤣😂

The process by which ugly people produce nice pics using iPhone, in the presence of Sun light is called what?

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I was shaving and using my phone 🤳 as mirror 🙄 not knowing that I was live on Facebook ooh 😭🙆😂🤣

I nearly join my ancestors this morning as I was zipping my trouser, the zip mistakenly hooked my fundamental human right😭😂😂😂

In this our hard economy, someone wants to buy a foreign dog of 500k

If you give me that money, I'll stand at your door and bark for you...😂😂😂